If Your Last Name Starts with "P"

Just in case you wondered, if you live in Johnson County and your last name begins with P, your car tags expired in September. And one more thing, if you're driving home on Sunday night and you are going 45 mph and the speed limit is 30, you should be pulled over so that the policeman can tell you that you were speeding and your tags are expired. Oh, you may want to clean out your glove compartment so you can find your proof of insurance BEFORE he write "no proof of insurance" on your ticket. And by the way, there is a really really really nice, calming, enjoyable policeman roaming the streets of Prairie Village...I'm serious. We met last night. He may only give you the cheaper of the 2 tickets you deserve and you may not feel like you're going to vomit like all the other times you've gotten tickets.I just thought you should know these things so you can be a good citizen of Kansas. You can thank me later.